What does the recipient receive?
A Send a Shit gift contains genuine pig, horse or cow manure, sealed inside protective packaging and presented in a gift box. It is a novelty present for an adult with a sense of humour, rather than fake plastic poo, a sweet or a chocolate lookalike. The contents are not intended to be opened, handled or consumed.
Signature wrapping and UK delivery are included in the £24.99 base price. You can choose birthday wrapping for an extra £3 or luxury black wrapping for an extra £5. All three animal options start at the same price, so the choice comes down to the joke you want to make.
How anonymous is the delivery?
We do not put your name, email or billing information inside or on the recipient’s parcel. Your email is used for order confirmation. We retain order information where it is needed to process payment, fulfil delivery or meet fraud-prevention and legal requirements.
Your own message can give the game away. If you want to remain anonymous, leave out your name, workplace, nickname and details that only you would know. The recipient may still guess who sent it from the context of your shared joke; anonymous packaging cannot prevent that.
Order an anonymous poo gift in three steps
- Choose the contents and wrapping. Pick pig, horse or cow poo and your preferred presentation.
- Add the recipient’s UK address. Check the house number and postcode, then select a preferred dispatch date.
- Add an optional message and pay. Enter your email for confirmation and apply a valid discount code before continuing to secure Stripe checkout.
Dispatch date or delivery date?
The date selected in the order form is a preferred dispatch date, rather than a guaranteed arrival date. Orders are normally prepared within 1–3 working days and then sent by tracked UK delivery. Allow time for both preparation and transit when planning a birthday surprise.
Choose someone who will enjoy the joke
This service is for lawful, non-threatening novelty gifts to adults. Keep it to friends who appreciate your humour. A good prank is a shared laugh, not an unwanted campaign of parcels. Read our delivery and gifting FAQs before ordering.
Need inspiration for the message or occasion? Read our funny prank gift guide, or compare the poo gifts.