Pick their poison
Choose the animal responsible for your perfectly awful present.
Anonymous gifting, tastefully untasteful
Send a shit.
Beautifully wrapped.
Send real poo anonymously to an adult friend in the UK. Choose pig, horse or cow poo, add your message and let us deliver their beautifully wrapped surprise. Petty? Perhaps. Memorable? Absolutely.
Build your gift
From £24.99Free UK delivery
01No sender detailsYour secret stays safe
02Wrapped with careBow, box and message included
03Delivered in the UKTracked, secure and discreet
A crap idea, brilliantly executed
Three steps.
One lasting impression.
Make it personal
Select the wrap and add a note—sweet, savage or suspiciously specific.
We send the shit
We safely seal, beautifully wrap and deliver it without naming you.
The dirty selection
Choose your
weapon.
All options are ethically collected from UK farm animals, hygienically sealed and packed with far more elegance than they deserve.
🐷
The classic
£24.99
Pig
Bold, unmistakable and straight to the point.
🐴
Best seller
£24.99
Horse
Generous, rustic and impossible to ignore.
🐮
Maximum impact
£24.99
Cow
A countryside classic with real presence.
Build your box
Ready to send
some shit?
Pick the details and see your gift come together. Your identity is never included in the parcel.
✓
Anonymous by defaultYour billing details stay private and are never shared with the recipient.
Real poo. Proper gift wrapping.
A poo in a box.
A story for years.
Send a Shit is a UK novelty gift service for adults with a shared sense of humour. Each gift contains genuine animal manure sealed in protective packaging, presented in a gift box and sent without your name on the parcel. This is real poo, rather than a plastic imitation or an edible joke.
Send poo anonymously
Your sender and billing details are kept out of the parcel. A personal message is optional, so leave out identifying details if you want to keep the surprise anonymous.
How anonymous poo delivery works →Pick your poo in a box
Choose pig, horse or cow poo from £24.99, with signature wrapping and UK delivery included. Birthday wrap adds £3; luxury black wrap adds £5.
Compare the three poo gifts →A funny prank gift for adults
For the friend who appreciates an outrageous birthday surprise or a running joke taken one step further. Add a playful note and choose a preferred dispatch date.
Ideas for funny anonymous prank gifts →The serious bit
Questions people
actually ask.
Is it genuinely anonymous?+
Yes. Your name, email and billing information are never placed inside or printed on the parcel. We may retain order details where required for payment, fraud prevention and legal compliance.
Is the poo real?+
Yes—genuine animal manure, responsibly sourced and sealed inside protective packaging. It is not intended to be opened, handled or consumed.
How quickly will it arrive?+
Orders are normally prepared within 1–3 working days, followed by tracked UK delivery. Choose a preferred dispatch date during checkout.
Can I send it to anyone?+
Only send lawful, non-threatening novelty gifts to adult recipients in the UK. Do not use the service to harass, intimidate or target a vulnerable person.